Welcome....
If you've made it this far, you either know me somehow or you
spend WAY too much time on the net.
Either way, take a look around. You might get a laugh or two as
you learn everything there is to know about everyone's favorite guy... me!
ps - I always think I'm going to get time to update regularly and post
all the great stuff about me that my adoring fans want to know. It
has yet to happen (it ain't easy being King!) so don't blame me if
anything here is out of date or doesn't work.
pps - Since all the kewl kids are doing it,
I also have a blog. But be advised that I update it about as
often as I update this site... in other words don't hold your breath waiting
for my RSS feed to update.
Disclaimer: If you find
anything on this site offensive, it must have been placed here by
hackers.
