Damn you Anheuser-Busch
So I went to Buffalo this past weekend with my 3 brothers and a whole crew of other functioning alcoholics. To summarize the weekend: damn you Anheuser-Busch for making a product as fine as Bud Light. I was able to kill innumerable brain cells with it this weekend and bear witness to a littany of other unspeakable acts of drunken stupidity. Some of us spent the game passed out in the bleacher seats but most of us watched the Jets (of course) beat the Bills 28-20 as the Buffalosers manged to lose a game in which they had 475 total yards of offense.
Now some people will tell you that Bud products are “bad.. crappy beer”, etc. These people do not like beer, spend most of their free time at coffee houses (or worse places) and should stick to wine coolers or wine and cheese parties when they do decide to drink. Seriously, if you have any hair on your chest, you just cannot find a better product than Bud Light – good and good for you.
As for the loyal fans of the only team in NFL history to lose 4 straight Super Bowls, I will make 2 observations that pretty much speak for themselves:
- The main attraction of all Buffalosers tailgating parties involves throwing 3 or 4 inch steel washers through holes cut in plywood.
- The next most popuplar attraction is standing near the porta potty dropping Mentos candies into 2 liter bottles of soda to make “soda volcanos” which you can then run through.
Un friggin belieavable.
